For some reason someone decided to splice Slowpoke DNA into this lama just after it was born. The end result is a lama that's so slow that it actually drags on the fabric of time itself!
Made as a birthday gift for
and yes I know it's rely late but I had a lot of delays in making this. Also can you blame me for giving it late after seeing how slow this thing is?
........Okay, that first one was a bit scary, but the other three.....eh, maybe.
Still, I would be more afraid of a psychic lama than I would one that looked like Frankenstein's creation. Sure, the latter can eat you whole, but the former could pull your brain out through your nose. You do the math.
Lama's that hide in your shadow and slowly drain at your lifeforce & 1's that are pracicly miniature walking sun's arrant at all scary to you!? (the troll was mostly a joke) Interesting
...I sapose the Incredibly Slow Lama could protincaly do that, but it's unlikely 2 and even if it did you could probably avode it's attack by walking quickly (it is quite slow after-all)
Okay, maybe the solar lama, but that's just about it. The other one just seemed a bit too much of a cliche' for my tastes.
And to be honest, I believe in big stick diplomacy to some degree, and I wouldn't want to go near a stick labeled 'brain juicer' no matter how slowly it was being swung.
Oh no; a lama with psychic powers. We're screwed.
Truly Scary Lama's: [link] [link] [link] and [link]
Still, I would be more afraid of a psychic lama than I would one that looked like Frankenstein's creation. Sure, the latter can eat you whole, but the former could pull your brain out through your nose. You do the math.
...I sapose the Incredibly Slow Lama could protincaly do that, but it's unlikely 2 and even if it did you could probably avode it's attack by walking quickly (it is quite slow after-all)
And to be honest, I believe in big stick diplomacy to some degree, and I wouldn't want to go near a stick labeled 'brain juicer' no matter how slowly it was being swung.
Ea, I still wod'nt worry about it, yes it possibly has the ability to do that, but it's unlikely it even realizes it possibly could, much less want 2
.....Though mostly impractical.